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unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

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you are not an apology,
do not treat yourself like one;
your lips are perfect for kissing,
your hips do not spell ‘sorry’. 
(x)

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ARTIST: M83 / Smash Mouth
TRACK: Allstar City

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silvermender:

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

shrek is love 

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ARTIST: teslatea
TRACK: oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

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cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

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2chaaaain:

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

The original

I’m dying

2chaaaain:

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

The original

I’m dying

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versaceslut:

when ur hunty starts spilling that tea and you just sit back and

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tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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seriousjones:

you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:

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tylerchokely:

cumnog:

harrystylesdildo:

Calling Ciara a flop won’t make you any more relevant than the person she ordered McDonald’s from last week.

Why you gotta bring her coworkers into this?

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yunglapras:

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

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